No Cigar

So, Mr. Reeves, if you waen to put a tattoo on my ass, my father says, if you try to put a tattoo of a Sampaguita and your name on my little girl's ass, we're going to put "Bert and Ernie" on your ass.

I often call my father, Mr. Reeves.  For future reference, I'll be calling my Father, my Uncle Alfonso, My Uncle "The Scorpio Arnaiz", my Uncle Jorge, my Uncle Ernesto, my Uncle Joe "The Marine", my Uncle Bud "The Hells Angel"... *smug*

No tattoo on my sweet ass...  *smug*

Gonna take a blue marker and draw smiley faces on Mr. Reeves' ass.

Montaign dreads talking to my father.

"I'm calling my Father."

"Baby, doan."

"Dad  *talks*"

"He waens to talk to YOU."

*facepalm*

~emmaruth allaire reeves