The phone call

So when I am w/Montaign, I call my Father quite often...

the particular phone call you're asking me to look at...

so, allow me to set up the scene...

Montaign comes home from work and has food for us to eat...

I doan 'member whae kinde of food it is, but I doan waen to eat it...

I tell him I waen something else to eat...

He tells me, "No.  You're going to eat this."

And I reply, "No.  I'm going to call my Father b/c you are trying to make me eat such..."

He says, "Doan call your father, baby"...

I reply, "Then get me something else to eat.  I doan wanna eat such.."

He replies, "No.  You're going to eat such..."

I grab the phone and call my Father...

"Dad, he's making me eat such... You noes I doan eat such... He woan get me whae I usually eat..."

I turn to my husband and tell him, "He waens to talk to YOU."

Montaign takes the phone and talks to my Father in the bedroom...

As he's on the phone w/my Father I'm thinkeing, "Oh, he's gonna get it now.  My Father is going to tear into him now...."

I hear, "Tito, she woan eat whae I get her..."

Montaign comes out of the bedroom and says, "Your father waens to talk to you now" and he has a gleam in his eye...

I'm lyke oh noes I'm in trouble b/c my Father yells at him just now...

I get on the phone and my Father says, "Ruti, you have to eat whae he gets you.  Your his wife.  Eat whae he provides for you.  Doan argue w/your husband, Ruti.  Or else he's gonna send you home."

I'm about to cry now and I tell my Father, "Yes, Daddy."

I get off the phone and walk over to my husband and I'm crying and I force myself to eat.

Oh, so, Mr. Reeves... you're gonna put a sampaguita flower and your name on my ass as well as Big Bird?

*pout*

*cry*

*cuddles her dog Kiki and cries*

~emmaruth allaire reeves

These days

Before I was asked to take on a difficult project I was enjoying watching #KUWTK and #TheBachelorette....
I was marathoning all the Kardashians... I love that show... b/c the chemistry and the authenticity cannae be duplicate... and they are so naturally hysterical... fun show... love it... just lyke 'Everyone' else, love...
And I'm so bummed that I didnae get to watch the last two episodes of #thebachelorette... i mean it's my hometown of Alabama - roll tide roll...
So I pay attention to Kardashians, Rihanna and whoever is on Ellen...
No, I doan watch the late-night shows verra much b/c was nae allow at the time... also worries me about Montaign every time I look at them... "You Spin Me Round' - saw the spectre of death following Montaign so I change channel...
I watch Netflix - saw every single episode of That 70s show...
nae anymore however...
doan have access to my Netflix account anymore for starters...
cannae pay for my Netflix account anymore...
HBO?  well... i waen to look at shows lyke the Kardashians... I'd marathon all the Paris and Nicole 'Simple Life' shows if I could as well... I dunno... reality tv... it grew on me lyke a lovable fungus...
i prefer reality tv more so these days...
i also lyke classics and art house films many doan noes about...
I lyke Marvel Studios of course but I couldnae even watch the final *pout*
but i doan watch anything anymore...
i actually just watch CNN and MSNBC... I'm usually in the capacity as a field agent  *shades*

~emmaruth allaire reeves

TMZ reports

So in another capacity, perhaps I work for lyke an outfit such as TMZ.

At Kings College I often have a particular routine.  I drive into campus every day in my Matrix car.  Neo, follow the white rabbit.  Trinity, make sure he doan look at a woman in a red dress.  Oh, he looked.  Again, Neo.
I have an attic apartment.  Flowers in the Attic.  I drive into campus every day with my books and my gym bag.  I get my Starbuck's Caramel Machiatto and my Chocolate Croissant or Nutella Croissant and then I sit in the quad and read my email on a device.  Then I go to the gym and take out a couple of brand new, off-the-press celeb mags.  I get on the treadmill and look at all the mags.  I also get on the step-climber and look at all the mags.  Most of the time I'm thinking to myself, "What?  Huh?  They broke up?  The Nanny?  What?  Oh, this is terrible.  This will nae do."
And then I pack up everything and go to the lounge and send missives off to the Matrix about what terrible news I am reading about in the mags.
So lyke Ethan and Uma were nae suppose to break up.  Ethan w/the nanny?  WHAT?!!
And lyke Depp and Ryder were so going strong.  I thought after the model he'd return to her, but instead he change his tattoo to "Wino forever".  I was lyke, WHAT?!!
And Keanu?  I barely see anything about him.  Either it's blocked from my memory or he just never shows up on my radar during particular times.
Phoenix?  His love is Huh?
I was devastated by the news, Phoenix b/c it is nae suppose to happen to you. You are one of Emmaruth's chosen, just lyke Depp and Ryder and Ethan and Uma... Oh, Keanu too until he does 'Constantine'.  b/c I was lyke why do you do 'Devil's Advocate'... 'I slept w/my sister!'  and then 'Constantine'.   But you fix it by doing 'My Private Idaho'... I was lyke... good, on the track...
You all are my chosen... I doan noes wha happens...
It should be Ethan and Uma.  It should be Depp and Ryder.  It should be Phoenix and ...
It should be Reeves and Syme - Jennifer yes?  b/c base on the info. I'm fielding it tells such a tragic, sad story and I would nae waen that for any of my chosen
Phoenix and Plimpton...
Emmaruth and Montaign
Duh

~emmaruth allaire reeves